Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
By: Chris Columbus (director), Craig Titley (screenplay), Rick Riordan (novel)
Starring: Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra Daddario, Jake Abel, Sean Bean, Pierce Brosnan, Steve Coogan, Rosario Dawson, Melina Kanakaredes, Catherine Keener, Kevin McKidd, Joe Pantoliano, Uma Thurman
A teenager discovers he’s the descendant of a Greek god and sets out on an adventure to settle an on-going battle between the gods.
I could write a review of Percy Jackson and the Really Long Fucking Title, but I’m watching the Oscars, and could just as easily link you to my review of Cirque du Freak and the Other Really Long Title instead. Replace “vampires” with “Greek gods” and it’s the same thing. Another film that could have been great had its unique spirit been taken advantage of, but ends up being a bad Harry Potter rip off.

Aw, you gave them the same rating. XD