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18 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Legion (2010)

Dennis Quaid needs to just stop acting right now, for the love of God.

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15 February 2010 ~ 1 Comment

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

As a general rule, sequels to any film are a dubious prospect. It’s very rare that they match or surpass the film they’re following, and most of the time, they would be better off not having been made at all. Case in point: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day.

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13 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

A bit like Harry Potter meets A Series of Unfortunate Events meets True Blood, but without being nearly as well executed as any of those.

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06 February 2010 ~ 2 Comments

Zombieland (2009)

Zombie hilarity: what more could you ask for?

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05 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Mad Max (1979)

Motorcycle bandits with bad Eighties hair are coming for you, Mel Gibson.

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03 February 2010 ~ 16 Comments

Avatar (2009)

Fuck you, James Cameron. With something hard and sandpapery.

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02 February 2010 ~ 6 Comments

The Hurt Locker (2008)

As “must see” as it is possible to get.

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20 January 2010 ~ 1 Comment

2012 (2009)

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

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