Archive | Horror

11 May 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Favorite Films: Psycho (1960)

Psycho remains one of my two favorite Hitchcock films, even after I’ve spent all term catching up on many of the ones I haven’t seen. (For the record, my other favorite is Rear Window, which I highly recommend to everyone.) Even were I to indulge in Hitchcock’s entire catalog and meticulously pick apart every film he’s made, Psycho will always remain a favorite for all of the reasons that it is so iconic. This is a film that legitimately makes me excited about the craft of filmmaking every, single time I view it.

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10 June 2010 ~ 2 Comments

The Wolfman (2010)

Squandered opportunity is perhaps the best phrase to describe the recent remake of Universal’s classic Wolfman. I hadn’t heard many good things about the film, but I still had the hope that it might surprise me and at least turn out a few characters worth giving a shit about. Unfortunately, the movie doesn’t give its viewers much of anything to give a shit about whatsoever, turning out a bland and unimpressive rehashing that while isn’t bad enough to be shameful, certainly isn’t good enough to be called an homage.

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09 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

I am, amazingly, a fan of the original Nightmare on Elm Street series—For a certain value of “fan,” at least. Since I was a kid, I’ve seen most to all of the original films (Most of them tend to blend together), and while I enjoy them, it isn’t because I think they’re high art. I will say this much, though: Freddy Krueger has always terrified me on some primal, human level, and I think that’s why I’ve always liked the Elmstreet films. It’s fun to be scared, even if it’s mostly ridiculous.

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24 April 2010 ~ 0 Comments

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

One of the aspects of slasher flicks that I love best is how they have a long-standing tradition of showing that girls can take care of themselves.

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23 April 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

As far as zombie pictures are concerned, it really all started with Night of the Living Dead.

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08 April 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Ligeia (2009)

From the “Where Are They Now?” files: If you’ve been wondering whatever happened to Wes Bentley, the answer appears to be that he’s been turning Edgar Allan Poe stories into truly terrible movies.

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02 March 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Blood Creek (2009)

A convoluted mess of a horror film that manages to be both excessively disgusting and not remotely scary.

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27 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

The Fourth Kind (2009)

If The Fourth Kind succeeded in being anything, it was annoying and unconvincing.

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18 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Legion (2010)

Dennis Quaid needs to just stop acting right now, for the love of God.

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13 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

A bit like Harry Potter meets A Series of Unfortunate Events meets True Blood, but without being nearly as well executed as any of those.

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